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If I have school tomorrow, I will go pee on my...

And not in a fun, sexy way.

Mar 1st

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Thanks friends for helping me through my gif...

love youuuuuuus’allM3<# I’m going to call it gif/jif though, just to be safe/annoying

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Feb 29th

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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum got really into Doctor Who on Netflix Instant, but can’t watch series 6 because he doesn’t pay for DVDs.

Feb 29th

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CRISIS

Is .gif pronounced “jiff” or “gif” (as in “gift”)? It’s stupid, and I could and probably solve this dilemma in two seconds with a google search, but I NEED HELP.?

Feb 29th

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Things that rock my socks

When I’m listening to iTunes on Shuffle and a bunch of really awesome songs come on in a row YEAH

Feb 29th

I hope Rick Santorum pokes himself in the eye with his mascara wand and involuntarily starts crying, ruining all of his makeup.

Feb 29th

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I've been feeling impulsive, sassy, and...

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Telemarketers and debt collectors keep calling my house looking for my cousin who hasn’t lived in my house for ten years ten years STOP CALLING US

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You ripped my heart from my chest. You said I...

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Josh Hutcherson: I'm your husband. You were in a car accident.

Me: Ok

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Watching The Amanda Show and enjoying the snow<3

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61 School Days until Graduation

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame. 
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay. 
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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Feb 28th

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today in astronomy

dumb kid doing a project on jupiter: jupiter was named after the greek god jupiter, who was the son of zeus
me: 
me: 
my brain: WHAT SO MANY THINGS WRONG GO TO HELL
 *later*
teacher: the first moon landing...when was it....1969 i think
me: yes
teacher: was it
me: ...yes
teacher: it might have been 1970
me: NO IT WAS 1969 STOP IT YOU'RE A TEACHER

Feb 28th

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Superlatives

Most Likely to Win a Nobel Peace Prize Most Likely to Brighten Your Day Most Enthusiastic Most Sarcastic Please vote for me, the four or so seniors who follow me!! I’ll love you forever <3

Feb 28th

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It's an honor just to be nominated.

Today the nominations for my school’s senior superlatives came out, so I’m naturally treating it like it’s the Oscars. I’m up for a few of them. I really hope to get at least one, but my competition is tough. There are a lot of kids who are more “popular” than me in a few, and I’m being cynical and thinking that a lot of people will vote for them over...

Feb 28th

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Wait something happened to Tumblr IT’S DIFFERENT Is this new or am I just really oblivious?

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When I heard CBS was making an American Sherlock Holmes, I didn’t think it would work. But…I think I’m actually going to give it a chance when it comes on. I doubt it will be as good as BBC’S Sherlock, but I’m going to give it a chance. Lucy Liu was cast as Dr. Watson. I think they said Jonny Lee Miller is going to be Sherlock. I seriously want to see where this could...

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There was this one point during the Oscars when Edward Norton was talking about film or something and he said something along the lines of: ”It’s rather…um…hard to describe………………………” and then just stopped and it never went back to him. I have to say, however, he really summed up movies. They’re indescribable.

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