January 2012
I have 99 followers
but a bitch ain’t one
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What if tonight at midnight the ball doesn’t drop but instead turns into a blackhole that sucks in the world and we DIE
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December 2011
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Things I thought in my...
“Why is the entire cast of Casablanca sitting in my throat?” I tend to make the most sense when I’m sick.
Dec 31st
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
Dec 31st
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TYPE YOUR NAME: allison
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: alliasiooin
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: allison
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: allison
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: It would be more… prudent for you not to be my friend. But I’m tired of trying to stay away from you, Bella.
Dec 31st
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Here Lies the Lost Purpose of this Blog. RIP.:... →
Severus Snape Princess Zelda Elizabeth Bennet Nora Montgomery Christmas Eve Ernie MacMillan Rory Williams (Pond)
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Why I need to go to Bennington
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog Club “Doctor Horrible, Captain Hammer, and the Evil League of Evil are coming to campus. Organized entirely by students, this group will successfully put on a musical production of the famous miniseries.” kadlsjfklgds
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Holy shit....I just realized something....
2012 is literally going to be one of the most important years in my entire life.
Dec 31st
How to Have A Well-Liked Facebook Status
Think of the stupidest pun, quote, statement, or song lyric ever stupided in the stupidverse. Make it your Facebook status. Reap in da likes.
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me during 95% of the year: i hate having a beard it's so hot and unattractive and unmanageable
me during week-long vacations: I AM ZEUS, THE HAIRY THUNDERER
Dec 31st
somebody once walked into me at school
them: oh! i'm sorry!
me: i hope you rot in hell
them: what
me:
them:
me:
them:
then i ran off
Dec 31st
The gif of Katniss screaming “I VOLUNTEER” is literally the most applicable gif in the history of gifs (giftory?). If I weren’t technologically impaired, I swear I would use it 24/7.
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Anonymous asked: What do you want for your birthday?
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Anonymous asked: do you like books about words?
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awake at 2AM because i'm sick and have INSOMNIA or...
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If I’ve learned anything from Steve Jobs, I’ve learned that dropping out of college and turning Americans into mindless zombies will make you not only rich but also their savior.
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Where did all the classiness go?
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I wish I were a kitten again...
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it’s wednesday and there’s no new ahs  
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Gay Rights Argument on Omegle
aherpamongderps: I came across a prompt that I was quite happy to answer positively, and came across someone who disagreed. I then had a debate with them, and, talking to them, made some points I thought were rather fair points to make. I am the “You” in this conversation.
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“That’s what interests me about The Doctor because, actually, look at the blood...”
– Matt Smith (via itseemedneater)
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